Cos Frankly i get bored being nice to people. After the week of Christmas with everyone being happy i am looking forward to everyone getting back to their miserable selves, but no everyone is still being Jolly and 'Happy New yearing' anyone in sight.
When is it that i will be able to respond, Not with a grimace and 'Happy New Year' but with a phrase along the lines of Piss off you twat. Now that would make everyone happier instead of all this forced joviality.
That makes me sound like a miserable bugger but really i'm not, i just like things to be the rightful way and too much happiness can be a bad thing, i mean, if you just let everone be happy, before you know it people would be smiling in the street. We surely can not allow that can we?
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I hate new year joy.
New years day I woke up to no less than 18 text messages, all along the lines of 'HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY 2007! BEST WISHES FOR THE NEW YEAR! MAY YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT THIS YEAR AND MORE! YAY NEW YEAR!'. My replies did not echo these sentiments, choosing to explain that due to the forced frivolity of the occasion, I had a hangover, and if anyone wanted to text me it had better contain only a detailed explantion as to precisely how their lives have changed for the better with the stroke of midnight, and if they couldn't manage this, then shut up about it. I recieved no replies.
Looking back, I see why. Goodness I'm a grump in the morning.