Cos Frankly i get bored being nice to people. After the week of Christmas with everyone being happy i am looking forward to everyone getting back to their miserable selves, but no everyone is still being Jolly and 'Happy New yearing' anyone in sight.
When is it that i will be able to respond, Not with a grimace and 'Happy New Year' but with a phrase along the lines of Piss off you twat. Now that would make everyone happier instead of all this forced joviality.
That makes me sound like a miserable bugger but really i'm not, i just like things to be the rightful way and too much happiness can be a bad thing, i mean, if you just let everone be happy, before you know it people would be smiling in the street. We surely can not allow that can we?
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