Diary of a Fat Bloke

Bashed her ear and it filled with blood, she had to have it drained and taped to her head wih a silly bandage

Bless her eh

H

Cos Frankly i get bored being nice to people. After the week of Christmas with everyone being happy i am looking forward to everyone getting back to their miserable selves, but no everyone is still being Jolly and 'Happy New yearing' anyone in sight. 

When is it that i will be able to respond, Not with a grimace and 'Happy New Year' but with a phrase  along the lines of Piss off you twat.  Now that would make everyone happier instead of all this forced joviality.

That makes me sound like a miserable bugger but really i'm not, i just like things to be the rightful way and too much happiness can be a bad thing, i mean, if you just let everone be happy, before you know it people would be smiling in the street. We surely can not allow that can we?

H

Well its all been good today, back at work so this morning was pretty dire until i got there, then i realised i was on my own all day, just me and the radio, it was brilliant.

Had a light breakfast consisting of Melon and Yoghurt, a light lunch consisting of just fruit, and then as it was me cooking tonight i made chicken in a tomato based sauce with garlic & Rosemary roast potatoes, it was dead nice.

All in all not a bad day diet wise, had another oghurt and a SMALL chocolate bar as well on top of that (its allowed on my diet, honest). Thing is i usually get hungry in the evening, but today/tonight that seems not to be an issue....

Onwards and upwards i say - must have lost at least 3 stone this week (thinking perhaps i should modify my expectations somewhat)

H