Diary of a Fat Bloke

In response to: "The Diet" 1010 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

Erm probably because they can :D

i wouldn't mind but i'm always nice to them ;) more…

In response to: "The Diet" 1010 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

keep at it then...sounds bloody brilliant to lose a stone in a month.....! Families are so crap for pushing buttons.... //why// do they do it!! more…

In response to: "The Diet" 1010 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

Its hard ok, i find it hard not to go mental and lose like a stone in a week. I am going to start training again this week as well so that will help too. Trouble is i weigh myself tomorrow and i have a pretty rough weekend with regard to dieting. praying to maintian :D

Thanks for looking in :D more…

In response to: "The Diet" 1010 days old
by CrazyCatLady [Member]

Nice one!

I'm 9lbs lighter since New Year which pretty much puts me at my pre Christmas state. Still another stone and a half to go :( ...god it's hard hey? more…

In response to: "Whats the etiquette with the Happy New Year thing..." 1034 days old
by FunkyFarmer [Member]

They might not be smiling but have a severe case of wind. Chuck 'em a rennie as you pass by more…

In response to: "My Poor Doggy...." 1034 days old
by FunkyFarmer [Member]

LOl Looking suitably pathetic as my spanial used to. They certainly have a way of making the most of any situation but you have to love em more…

In response to: "My Poor Doggy...." 1035 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

She is rather good with the spaniel eyes bless her more…

In response to: "My Poor Doggy...." 1035 days old
by sapped [Member]

She's gorgeous. Really working those 'poor me' spaniel eyes. Hugs from me, bubbles from Juliet. more…

In response to: "My Poor Doggy...." 1036 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

she looks very beautiful....hope she recovers soon! more…

In response to: "The Story So Far..." 1036 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

well good luck with it...and yes look forward to your progress with interest.... more…

In response to: "My Poor Doggy...." 1036 days old
by Jackopus [Member]

Thats awful! Poor little love! more…

In response to: "My Poor Doggy...." 1036 days old
by evelyn-may [Member]

Aw poor doggy!
Huggies from me and my dog the lab sophie! Hope Jess is better so0n more…

In response to: "My Poor Doggy...." 1036 days old
by Devilish_Jelly_Beanz [Member]

Poor Jess. more…

In response to: "My Poor Doggy...." 1036 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

She is Jess :D, Lab Spaniel cross more…

In response to: "My Poor Doggy...." 1036 days old
by sapped [Member]

Oh dear! Patient's name? more…

In response to: "Whats the etiquette with the Happy New Year thing..." 1036 days old
by sapped [Member]

I hate new year joy.

New years day I woke up to no less than 18 text messages, all along the lines of 'HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY 2007! BEST WISHES FOR THE NEW YEAR! MAY YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT THIS YEAR AND MORE! YAY NEW YEAR!'. My replies did not echo these sentiments, choosing to explain that due to the forced frivolity of the occasi more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by evelyn-may [Member]

Doesnt hust at all sir! :)
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In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

hust=hurt more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

I alwys knew he was a wrong one,

Does it hust when you have your flue swept :O more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by evelyn-may [Member]

sniggerable word indeed!
Glad you're not jealous of my Flue.
Ive got a flue. heh heh heh!


P.s. Santa is a robbin bastard! more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

Lol i believe i was tying a shoelace.

The Flue from your gas fire will go to a wee escape pipe in the roof i should think. Don't worry im not actually jealous of other peoples Flue or chimney

why is flue such a sniggerable word? or is it just me? more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

Now theres a point FunkyFarmer that never crossed my mind, perhaps it wasnt Mary Poppins or Dick Van Dyke but that slippery bugger Santa who had it away with a couple

Thanks for the tip off more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by evelyn-may [Member]

Ha ha ha! Well a life of bloggin and fake chimneys isnt so bad eh?
We dont have a chiumeny but we do have a flu (is that how you spell it?)
We've got a living flame gas fire which was in the house when we bought it and the wall in our bedroom which is directly above the lounge gets really hot.
There must be some kinda vent on the more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by FunkyFarmer [Member]

Perhaps Father Christmas nicked a few. Well it's possible isn't it? more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

Awww so a birdophobic are we, Yes i worked out the picture thing all by myself - i was bing dumb.

yes the Chimneys are just for show, no purpose at all, all the vents and fans in the house have there own exit points as does the boiler

I'm not sure why it winds me up but if i had known i might not have bought this house
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In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by evelyn-may [Member]

Ive never seen an unreal chimney!
Do you mean its just for show?
Also, you're not dumb, I can see your picture,tying your shoe lace I think! ha ha ha

Seriously, birds are so not my thing.
My granny had a budgie called Fransy and one day she let it out of its cage.It flew around the room before settling on her shoulder more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

i had a similar experience about 5 years ago with a pigeon!!! no chance of that here as the bloody thing isn't even a real chimney - which is a shame.

if you dislike normal chimneys, you would really hate mines :)

How do i put my picture on here am i being really dumb? more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by evelyn-may [Member]

When I was a child, about four years old, we lived in a house with a chimney.
One day a blackbird fell down the chimney and into the lounge. Soot was flying everywhere, my mother was screaming, the poor bird was frantic and my dad finally managed to get it out the window.
I dislike chimneys and Im terrified of birds!
Still, I do l more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by hippititimus [Member]

Hmmm yes i suppose she does, butrest assured if i find Dick Van Dyke on my roof i won't be responsible for my actions ;) more…

In response to: "Chimneys - i ask you" 1037 days old
by evelyn-may [Member]

Hmmm.
Mary Poppins needs chimneys :) more…